Have you ever...

Brushed your teeth while using the bathroom to save some time?
Had the awful feeling that somebody got left behind?
Stopped to count how many times you've repeated a certain phrase in one day?
Gone truly crazy by Sunday's end?
Cleaned poop off a three year old's panties, legs and fingers...and the bathroom floor?
Asked your spouse to make very sure they let you know if there is a funky smell going on in house when they get home?
Lazily rolled back around to sleep in and let the kids roam free at 6 in the morning?
Found yourself singing out loud to Yo Gabba Gabba songs?
Been told by a six year old that your breath smells like hot dogs? (without even eating one)
Decided that these little bodies running around your house all day are actually the coolest people in the world to hang out with?
I have.